Hurricane Irene is a Joke

Seriously…IRENE! You’re a fraud.  Hurricane Bob wouldn’t even let you give him an over the pants handy.  And people are actually freaking out about this?  I was at the supermarket and people were actually buying gallons and gallons of water.  Think about that for a second.  All a hurricane is is pretty much wind and water all over the place.  These idiots would buy bottled wind if the news said they needed it.  Complete JOKE!  (I can’t wait until my condo gets blown the fuck over and I have to blog about how bad my life is now that i’m homeless.)

Haven’t blogged in a while because Blogging straight up stinks. But wanted to post this for the world to see (4 people that have ever been to this shitty site). Don Sweeney had his Stanley Cup party in Lynnfield, well, because it’s the best town in the U. It really is always the sunniest day ever in this town. Here’s me kissing the cup, and apparently rounding first base with Lord Stanley. I’ve never been more nervous and excited in my life.

Haven’t blogged in a while because Blogging straight up stinks. But wanted to post this for the world to see (4 people that have ever been to this shitty site). Don Sweeney had his Stanley Cup party in Lynnfield, well, because it’s the best town in the U. It really is always the sunniest day ever in this town. Here’s me kissing the cup, and apparently rounding first base with Lord Stanley. I’ve never been more nervous and excited in my life.

It’s been a while since my last blog post, but it’s hard to blog when you have 2 people reading it.  I figured I would just go ahead and post the best moment in sports history, in my opinion.  Ray Bourque hoisting the Stanley Cup!  This was 10 years ago yesterday, and couldn’t be more of a relevant video seeing how the Bruins are 2 wins away from winning the same cup.  <insert ‘Zombie Nation’ here>

So we caught Bin Laden, huh!

First off, I know this picture is probably fake, but I hope to JEBUS that this is real.  If it is, it is the most bad ass picture ever taken in the history of photography.

I’m not writing this to start a political debate….because I hate political debates.  But I still cant believe it took TEN fucking years to find that guy.  I’m pretty sure that if you showed me a picture of a random guy named Phil Johnson who was originally from Pensacola, FL, and told me he could be ANYWHERE in the united states…and i had nothing but a 10-speed bike and $500, i could find him in less than 10 years.  That’s absurd it took that long to find him.  And he was in a MANSION in Pakistan.  With no internet and the house had no visible windows.  Really?  They said he’s been there for years.  Here we are BOMBING caves in the mountains of Afghanistan, and hes in a mansion just killing it.  Either way, I couldn’t be happier our troops found him and put a bullet through his stupid eye.  Hats off America!!

I knew this day would come, and I was dreading it.  The day after Coachella.  I was VERY close to booking a trip out there for this show.  The 3 day music festival ended last night, and Kanye closed the show out.  I watched almost the entire 2 hour performance and it was amazing.  Above is a clip of “Runaway” from last night. 

Nike Air Yeezy 2!!!!!!!!

Well, there they are…The Nike Air Yeezy 2.  2 summers ago I waited in line for 22 hours for a pair, and got them.  Actually, I ended up getting 2 out of the 3 colorways thanks to Ash.  I still wear these things religiously, and I have never owned a pair of shoes I liked more.  You can bet your ass I will be in line again to get these.  Above is a picture taken backstage at Coachella last night before Kanye’s performance.  These are most likely prototypes, and the actual ones will be better.  Not a huge fan of these, but I know they will change for the better when they actually get released.  

Here’s another look:

Had to share this with everyone (everyone = all 3 people that read this shitty blog). One of the funniest lines in any movie.

The DOME Saga - Bonus Scene

So I guess I tried taking videos during this ride home and my camera light wouldn’t turn on. So I saw this video the next morning. Its only 12 seconds, but it’s oscar worthy material out of Sir Melvin.  Give up Dome, you’re never going to be as cool as you were Saturday night.

The DOME Saga - Part 2 

So we just saw Dome in the parking garage trying to get in the car. For the next fifteen minutes it was a non-stop brawl in the backseat between Me, Dome and Salvi. As mentioned, we kicked Dome out of the car and drove away. When we turned around all that was left in the street was one of his shoes. My personal favorite in this video would be Sal just trying not to laugh about the whole thing but can’t help himself. That, and Buddy’s reaction to Dome’s lugee on his window. Part 3 coming soon.  Not sure why the video is sideways, so deal with it. 

The DOME Saga - Part 1

If you are my Facebook friend, you may have seen the video of my buddy Dome wasted in the car on the way home from Boston. A lot of people are confused. Well this is the prequel of that video. It all started in the parking lot where we locked him out of the car. Then the entire ride home was a Royal Rumble until we made it to Melrose where he physically kicked him out of the car and drove away. When we turned around to get him, he was NO WHERE to be found. Until we saw him walking to the street with one shoe on holding a wicker basket full of glass objects. Watch this one, and then check out my Facebook video of the aftermath. Dome is quickly becoming my favorite people of 2011.